Never, ever buy a little sprinkler, says the Raven. Would you send a sparrow to do a Raven’s job? You want a sprinkler like a thunderstorm. Just because of your insultingly weak sprinkler…
this Raven is going to remember your face for as long as I live, which can be twenty years or more. This Raven is going to perch on your gutter and stare at you, all day and all night, and you’ll hear my caw caw in your nightmares. Read at Medium.
