Never, ever buy a little sprinkler, says the Raven. Would you send a sparrow to do a Raven’s job? You want a sprinkler like a thunderstorm. Just because of your insultingly weak sprinkler… this Raven is going to remember your face for as long as I live, which can be twenty years or more. This […]
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Henry David Thoreau at Starbucks
I went to my local Starbucks because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of a life made up of sugar and caffeine… …and see if I could not learn what it had to teach about those fancy designs the baristas put on the surface of your drink, and when I […]
The Lonely Planet Guide™ to an Insurrection
Welcome to the new Lonely Planet Guide™ to an Insurrection! We hope you’ll find in these pages valuable tips for your journey to the fascinating and colorful land of an insurrection. You don’t need to be a seasoned traveler to visit an insurrection, but it can certainly help your chances of not being imprisoned, or […]
Yoga for Right Wing Miltias
Breath in the peace and breath out the hostility and the hunger for conflict that has consumed you! Breath in the clear air and expel that rancid basement man cave air! Welcome to Yoga for Right Wing Militias! My name is Angela, and I’m so glad you signed up for my class! I just know […]