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Squirrel Police Blotter

June 26, 2023 by Mark Ratledge

The SPD’s wildest calls….

Squirrel Police Department dispatch received a call from a squirrel who said he wasn’t sure, but it seemed like he was being shadowed by a red-tailed hawk. Dispatch advised the caller that raptors and other predators were outside the department’s jurisdiction and recommended getting a life insurance policy from a reputable, squirrel-owned firm.. Read at Points in Case.
Squirrel Police Department

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